He just had his hot rod tuned and was anxious to get it out on the road to test its new capability of going from standstill to 60 in 3 seconds. He was cruising in 35 zone at a cautious 45 when he spotted the trooper on a motorcycle behind a shed. Sure enough, out pulled the trooper after him. “Ah-Oh, some fun?” he thought as he pulled it out to 55 with the trooper gaining on him pretty quick. Then out to 65 and the trooper almost at his side. He starts to panic with the trooper now alongside and decides to give it full blast, 65 to 90 in 3 seconds! He looks back! No trooper in sight!
Meanwhile, back down the road, a trooper miraculously sits besides a passerby who stopped to see what happened. Motorcycle upside down with wheels spinning in the air! “What happened here” asks the passerby? The trooper, holding his bleeding head replied, “Just about had that guy and he takes off so fast! I thought my motorcycle stopped and I got off to see what happened”!